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Figure skating is possibly a sport, but more like an art, or maybe it's just what other people do on a Saturday morning to prove they're more hardcore than you, and how homosexual they are.
Figure skating's so hardcore, it was a part of the Winter Olympics before the Winter Olympics existed. It managed this through time travel and bending the space-time continuum so that Evgeni Plushenko could win even more medals. Despite all this, Michelle Kwan still can't keep a coach. No one knows why.
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Figure skating's so hardcore, it was a part of the Winter Olympics before the Winter Olympics existed. It managed this through time travel and bending the space-time continuum so that Evgeni Plushenko could win even more medals. Despite all this, Michelle Kwan still can't keep a coach. No one knows why.
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