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Jecht

Manliest character ever made by Square Enix, he is considered the reincarnation of Chuck Norris and a child-beating father of Final Fantasy. Armed with his Jeeecchhtoooo Fingaaaaaaa that's deadlier than the Falcon Punch, and his variety of self-honed battle skills from repeatedly beating his child, Tidus, he is considered top-tier in Square Enix's new release, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.

Ex. 1: The reason why most of the Final Fantasy cast in Dissidia are all bishies is because Jecht took all of the manliness from them. Especially Kuja.

Ex. 2:
Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.

Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.

Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.


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2014-07-07 в 10:51 

Celestica
I'll weep into your eyes, I'll make your vision sing, I'll open endless skies and ride your broken wings
Jecht made Cid drink his tea.
His goddamn tea!

2014-07-07 в 11:36 

ji_tera
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Aira Branford, почему в треде годая Ами? О______о откуда это ащще?

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2014-07-07 в 11:46 

Celestica
I'll weep into your eyes, I'll make your vision sing, I'll open endless skies and ride your broken wings
ji_tera, это какая-то древняя додзя. danbooru.donmai.us/pools/33

   

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