Just going to leave this here with the thought of how drunk one would get if this was actually played.
Final Fantasy 12 Drinking Game…..
+ somebody gets betrayed.
+ TAKE TWO if the traitor dies soon afterwards.
+ there’s a shot of somebody’s thong.
+ TAKE TWO if it’s not Fran.
+ you catch a specific Final Fantasy Tactics reference.
+ TAKE TWO if it’s a reference to Vagrant Story.
+ TAKE THREE FOUR if it’s a reference to Final Fantasy IV.
+ Balthier mentions that he is the hero.
+ Balthier fiddles with his shirtcuffs.
+ TAKE TWO if he also mentions something related to personal hygiene.
+ Ashe has an indignant “RESISTANCE NOT INSURGENCE” moment.
+ Ashe doesn’t want to collaborate with the morally suspect.
+ TAKE TWO if it’s somebody other than her raising objections.
+ Ashe sees an appearance of Prince Rasler.
+ TAKE TWO when it doesn’t turn out to be Vaan.
+ Basch gets a change of outfit.
+ TAKE TWO if you manage not to laugh.
+ Basch has a stare off / conflict with another Character.
+ TAKE TWO if he receives physical abuse.
+ Basch blames his brother.
+ TAKE TWO Noah blames him.
+ Penelo is evolved in storyline.
+ TAKE TWO if her name is mentioned.
+ TAKE THREE FOUR if it’s not by Vaan.
+ Penelo has a ‘moment’ with a character.
+ TAKE TWO if it is with Larsa.
+ Lord Larsa’s innocence is mentioned.
+ TAKE TWO when somebody calls it sweet.
+ DRINK THE ENTIRE THING if you manage not to snigger. Or do snigger.
+ Vaan has a moment of DUMB.
+ TAKE TWO if a girl emasculates him for it.
+ TAKE THREE if it’s one of the guys.
+ Al Cid appears
+ TAKE TWO if he flirts with a character.
+ TAKE THREE FOUR if Balthier gives him a death glare.
+ Dr Cid appears.
+ TAKE TWO if he embarasses Balthier.
+ TAKE THREE FOUR if he flirts with Ashe.
+ Gabranth has a Darth Vader Moment.
+ TAKE TWO when you see his face.
+ TAKE THREE if he walks like a SuperModel.
+ TAKE TWO whenever you hear the victory fanfare— you probably deserve it.